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So I have a job now...

Thu Jun 11, 2009, 11:17 AM
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Drinking: Coffee
I start Monday, well I start training Monday, in my new exciting role as a debt collector.

Sadly this will be all over the phone work so I won't be able to write off gold man-chains, leather jackets, brass knuckles or power tools on tax.

But a job's a job.

That is all.

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:iconruthia:
So you'll be one of the guys that calls at 7 in the morning that I want to deck in the face because your calling for someone who doesn't even live with me? Awesome! :P

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:iconjardel-karabella:
No, that'd be uncivilised.

I'll be calling you at nine in the morning asking you if you can remember the guy who lived next door three years ago and if you have a contact number for him.
:icontharivious:
Just because it's over the phone, doesn't mean you shouldn't still dress the part. Granted, those things being tax deductible would be nice, but if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

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:iconjardel-karabella:
We'll see what they say about dress codes at training.
:icontharivious:
The brass knuckles might be a problem, but in that case, combine them with the man chain as a snappy pendant.

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:iconvineris:
Hey, nice! At least you'll get cash moneys, brass knuckles or no brass knuckles!

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:icont-dev:
I thought thats what people wear to a gay bar.

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:iconjardel-karabella:
Those are specially customised power tools.
:iconjardel-karabella:
Indeed, a job's a job. So long as it pays nobody will listen to me complain. ;)

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